i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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