dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
