for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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