I don't think brook has ever known best
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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