I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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