We're like a lot better than the average bears
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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