I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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