im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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