I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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