yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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