I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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