If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
FUCK WHALES
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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