dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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