I don't think brook has ever known best
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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