Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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