Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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