I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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