She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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