That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She is in my trunk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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