sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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