Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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