Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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