I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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