I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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