we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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