we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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