like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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