Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Never underestimate the power of titties
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