i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i barfeds in our rink
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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