yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I am naked and annoyed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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