these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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