That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
