waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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