that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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