Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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