hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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