You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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