there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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