This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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