so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
