That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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