the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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