Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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