Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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