If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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