We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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