I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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