Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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