guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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