i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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