Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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