the day after is always just damage control
why do cheetos always look like penises
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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