you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am available for nakedness
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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