Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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