At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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