just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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