Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Vodka?
Forever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
