I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
