I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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